Kristoff and Sven’s first scenes in Frozen!
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
"She’s my sister, she would never hurt me.”
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
mom said watch this flower
You can’t be a member of Team Free Will unless you’ve had glorious hair.
Does that mean Crowley can join the team too?
Can’t forget Lucifer
I think Balthazar is winning here.
In the meanwhile, Gabriel…
I just choked
Marie Antoinette and her little sister
I get it
I finally get the joke
don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint
That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.
reblogging for that ^
you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move.
i think someone missed the pun
when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes
This photo is so important
NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass
this must look so confusing to non-germans though but this actually is a german fairytale
where like all these animals escape from their evil owners and travel to a city in germany to become musicians but end up beating up bad guys and taking their mansion by standing on top of each other and looking scary
so uhm thats the story behind that one haha
That actually made it way more confusing.
how do people not know the musicians of bremen story what